Girl in th’ hood
Inspired by true events (i.e. I saw a girl at 85°C Bakery dressed like that)!
View ArticleCold Day = Rose-y Cheeks
I suppose I could’ve featured Coco Austin (Ice-T’s wife) instead of Amber Rose but labeling this strip “Hot Coco on a Cold Day” would have ripped open the humor time-space continuum.
View ArticleEl polio loco
This is the PG version. The R version — while funnier to me — can’t be covered up with a CENSORED box.
View ArticleSelfish
I wonder if hish firsht name is acshually pronounshed “Sawn” but all thish time he’s been shaying “Shawn.”
View ArticleI don’t get the a’peel
Not necessarily inspired by true events. I mean yes, there are Japanese cucumber masks. And there are Korean foot peels that are frighteningly effective. Now do I know of anyone who might’ve mixed...
View ArticleSchadenfreude
“I am become death (of a franchise), the destroyer of worlds (created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby).” —Josh Trank
View ArticleLike clockwork
Some things are better left alone. And by “alone” I mean “ignored by the general public.”
View ArticleBut Greedo laughs last
Written and penciled a few days after seeing “The Force Awakens,” but inked and uploaded in January 2016 (lest I suffer the wrath of the spoiled!)
View ArticleGet your full eight every day
I’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THREE DAYS AND I DON’T SEE ANY NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS.
View ArticleThey’re Lovecrafty and they’re just my type
I haven’t Googled “sexy Cthulhu cosplay” and maybe you shouldn’t, either.
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